- The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

- Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

- If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

- There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney

- A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

- Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

- If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise -Unknown

- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

 My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.